Missing me?

I'm very sorry to all my readers that I haven't posted anything for a long time. I have now built up the expectation for my next review so high that I have no way to match it. On the other hand you could just have wandered onto my site and think what is this weirdo talking about and if do find yourself in this situation do not be alarmed. To stop this problem of the 'Review Drought', I try and make a short one paragraph review, however like J.K.Rowling I end up going on and on. Then, like J.K.Rowling, I do not want to hire an editor and I find myself having to edit my work of all the errors till I think it is worthy to publish and therefore i end up in this dilemma of having a 'Review Drought'.

I know this post isn't about books and its not a review but i thought that this would be better than nothing and at least inform and entertain you into the life of darkboyfire.